Name: John Oeffner
Alter Ego: Class Clown
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of (example: i am a wizard at bagging groceries ….it’s true. Grocery Tetris Master Bagger.) Don’t be shy. We all have our own special gifts.
Master of the technology help desk.
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life:
We only live once, thank goodness. ;-) Just keep going.
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?):
Hold the couch down and serve Melissa the almighty
Spirit Animal:
Dog - nap often, no expectations to accomplish anything but when you do you get a treat.
Most unfortunate place nature has called….(if you’re new to this and you’ve never pulled over roadside to answer the emergency call of nature....welcome. Soon, you too will understand how to poo undetected in your neighbor’s yard and forgo decades of socialisation to pee yourself.)
On the shore before a race in wetsuit with some time before getting in the water and pee leaking out the ankles of the wetsuit.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?
Going postal or road rage
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!):
Get into mountain bike riding/gravel riding
CV-19 Haiku Contest.
In the social world
Now we stay home to distance
COVID-19 Hell
Alter Ego: Class Clown
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of (example: i am a wizard at bagging groceries ….it’s true. Grocery Tetris Master Bagger.) Don’t be shy. We all have our own special gifts.
Master of the technology help desk.
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life:
We only live once, thank goodness. ;-) Just keep going.
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?):
Hold the couch down and serve Melissa the almighty
Spirit Animal:
Dog - nap often, no expectations to accomplish anything but when you do you get a treat.
Most unfortunate place nature has called….(if you’re new to this and you’ve never pulled over roadside to answer the emergency call of nature....welcome. Soon, you too will understand how to poo undetected in your neighbor’s yard and forgo decades of socialisation to pee yourself.)
On the shore before a race in wetsuit with some time before getting in the water and pee leaking out the ankles of the wetsuit.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?
Going postal or road rage
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!):
Get into mountain bike riding/gravel riding
CV-19 Haiku Contest.
In the social world
Now we stay home to distance
COVID-19 Hell
