Name: Randy Pacheco
Alter Ego: I don’t have one? Do I really need an Alter Ego? How much do they cost? (The group votes for the shark)
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of:
I have over 40 hoodies. (a hoodie for every single occasion)
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life:
If you ever have a moment of self-doubt, just remember that Kanye rhymed “collagen” with “apologi’n” so you can do anything.
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?): Fun? I don’t do fun, I’m 56 years old. Fun could kill me.
Spirit Animal: Unicorn, except with no horn. So basically, a horse. (What about a shark, Randy? Asking for a friend)
Most unfortunate place nature has called…. On a run. That’s all I’m going to say about that one.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done? They would assume I was arrested for losing my shit. I sometimes have a bad temper. (this is why we assigned you the shark, RANDY)
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!): get back in the pool.
CV-19 Haiku. (Do I get extra credit for rhyming?)
Summer, Swim, Bike,Run
Three sports in one. All in fun
In the Rain or Sun.
Alter Ego: I don’t have one? Do I really need an Alter Ego? How much do they cost? (The group votes for the shark)
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of:
I have over 40 hoodies. (a hoodie for every single occasion)
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life:
If you ever have a moment of self-doubt, just remember that Kanye rhymed “collagen” with “apologi’n” so you can do anything.
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?): Fun? I don’t do fun, I’m 56 years old. Fun could kill me.
Spirit Animal: Unicorn, except with no horn. So basically, a horse. (What about a shark, Randy? Asking for a friend)
Most unfortunate place nature has called…. On a run. That’s all I’m going to say about that one.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done? They would assume I was arrested for losing my shit. I sometimes have a bad temper. (this is why we assigned you the shark, RANDY)
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!): get back in the pool.
CV-19 Haiku. (Do I get extra credit for rhyming?)
Summer, Swim, Bike,Run
Three sports in one. All in fun
In the Rain or Sun.
