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Name:  Randy Pacheco

Alter Ego:  I don’t have one?  Do I really need an Alter Ego?   How much do they cost? (The group votes for the shark)

Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of: 
I have over 40 hoodies.   (a hoodie for every single occasion)

Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life: 
​If you ever have a moment of self-doubt, just remember that Kanye rhymed “collagen” with “apologi’n” so you can do anything. 

What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?):   Fun?   I don’t do fun, I’m 56 years old.  Fun could kill me. 

Spirit Animal:   Unicorn, except with no horn.  So basically, a horse.  (What about a shark, Randy? Asking for a friend)

Most unfortunate place nature has called….  On a run.  That’s all I’m going to say about that one. 

If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?   They would assume I was arrested for losing my shit.  I sometimes have a bad temper.  (this is why we assigned you the shark, RANDY)

Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!): get back in the pool.  

CV-19 Haiku. (Do I get extra credit for rhyming?) 

Summer, Swim, Bike,Run
Three sports in one. All in fun
In the Rain or Sun.  


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Level II Certified Coach
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