Name: Sara Wagner
Alter Ego: Swag, Swagner, Swaggin Wagon
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of (example: i am a wizard at bagging groceries ....it’s true. Grocery Tetris Master Bagger.) Don’t be shy. We all have our own special gifts.
I have an amazing memory. I once went to the grocery store and forgot my list and still came back with all 37 items.
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life: Keep smiling:)
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?): I love to cook all the things.
Spirit Animal: The Liger. It’s like a lion and tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic.
Most unfortunate place nature has called....(if you’re new to this and you’ve never pulled over roadside to answer the emergency call of nature....welcome. Soon, you too will understand how to poo undetected in your neighbor’s yard and forgo decades of socialisation to pee yourself.)
Oh, it was in a field beside a neighborhood, by a transformer. The utility truck pulled up as I was pulling up. I also ended up with sticktites (sp?) all over my pants, shoes and socks.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?
That I had cut and or shanked someone.
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!):
I want to keep training as if this race is not going to get cancelled. Also to really focus on my nutrition. To not contract the RONA.
CV-19 Haiku
Shelter in place works
Stay your ass the eff at home
We will get through this.
Alter Ego: Swag, Swagner, Swaggin Wagon
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of (example: i am a wizard at bagging groceries ....it’s true. Grocery Tetris Master Bagger.) Don’t be shy. We all have our own special gifts.
I have an amazing memory. I once went to the grocery store and forgot my list and still came back with all 37 items.
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life: Keep smiling:)
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?): I love to cook all the things.
Spirit Animal: The Liger. It’s like a lion and tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic.
Most unfortunate place nature has called....(if you’re new to this and you’ve never pulled over roadside to answer the emergency call of nature....welcome. Soon, you too will understand how to poo undetected in your neighbor’s yard and forgo decades of socialisation to pee yourself.)
Oh, it was in a field beside a neighborhood, by a transformer. The utility truck pulled up as I was pulling up. I also ended up with sticktites (sp?) all over my pants, shoes and socks.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?
That I had cut and or shanked someone.
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!):
I want to keep training as if this race is not going to get cancelled. Also to really focus on my nutrition. To not contract the RONA.
CV-19 Haiku
Shelter in place works
Stay your ass the eff at home
We will get through this.