- Our BadA$$ Team
- Tammy Mercado AKA Tori Ali
Tammy Mercado AKA Tori Ali
Name: Tammy Mercado
Alter Ego: Tori Ali
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of (example: i am a wizard at bagging groceries ….it’s true. Grocery Tetris Master Bagger.) Don’t be shy. We all have our own special gifts.
I can wiggle my ears....(comes in handy a lot).
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life: F*ck it!
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?): Travel
Spirit Animal: Cookie Monster
Most unfortunate place nature has called….
I like to feign bike problems and sit on the side of the road and pee my pants.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?
Harassing the president....
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!): Get outside!!
Optional: CV-19 Haiku Contest.
Write your Haiku below and be entered to win a dance party for 51 of your closest friends. Just kidding. You will win a $50 gift card to a local small business we can support during this time!
17 syllables total in the poem.
Poem is 3 lines broken down as:
1st line - 5 syllables
2nd line - 7 syllables
3rd line - 5 syllables
(does not need to rhyme)
Secrets are exposed
When together you’re enclosed
Like...I can not cook