Name: Tammy Mercado
Alter Ego: Tori Ali
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of (example: i am a wizard at bagging groceries ….it’s true. Grocery Tetris Master Bagger.) Don’t be shy. We all have our own special gifts.
I can wiggle my ears....(comes in handy a lot).
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life: F*ck it!
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?): Travel
Spirit Animal: Cookie Monster
Most unfortunate place nature has called….(if you’re new to this and you’ve never pulled over roadside to answer the emergency call of nature....welcome. Soon, you too will understand how to poo undetected in your neighbor’s yard and forgo decades of socialisation to pee yourself.)
I like to feign bike problems and sit on the side of the road and pee my pants.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?
Harassing the president....
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!): Get outside!!
CV-19 Haiku
Secrets are exposed
When together you’re enclosed
Like...I can not cook
Alter Ego: Tori Ali
Real Life Secret Power you’re secretly proud of (example: i am a wizard at bagging groceries ….it’s true. Grocery Tetris Master Bagger.) Don’t be shy. We all have our own special gifts.
I can wiggle my ears....(comes in handy a lot).
Most used motto/mantra for dealing with life: F*ck it!
What do you do for fun unrelated to triathlon (there’s life beyond triathlon?): Travel
Spirit Animal: Cookie Monster
Most unfortunate place nature has called….(if you’re new to this and you’ve never pulled over roadside to answer the emergency call of nature....welcome. Soon, you too will understand how to poo undetected in your neighbor’s yard and forgo decades of socialisation to pee yourself.)
I like to feign bike problems and sit on the side of the road and pee my pants.
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your family assume you had done?
Harassing the president....
Main goal over the next 3 months (in addition to relentless forward progress!!): Get outside!!
CV-19 Haiku
Secrets are exposed
When together you’re enclosed
Like...I can not cook